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"For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (MARK the ones you are.)" By ~Crystabeau

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I 'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm SOUTHERN AMERICAN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
*I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or  posh accent and love tea
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a dumb ass alcoholic
I'm TEXAN so I MUST  like guns and    horses
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be  blonde and blue eyed
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
*I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be big nosed and  greedy.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be  blonde and blue eyed
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm FRENCH so I must be randy 24-7
I'm ARABIC, so I MUST be a terrorist.
*I'm MIXED RACE  so I must be a screwed up  outcast
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants then ditch you

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to  castrate every man on the earth.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
*I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
*I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST  be pretentious
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
*I'm not a VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

*I'm RELIGIOUS/SPIRITUAL, so I MUST hate  logic and  shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm AGNOSTIC  so I MUST be afraid  
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals and other religions
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect and boring
I 'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a deluded hippie
*I'm PAGAN so I MUST   worship Satan
*I 'm a WITCH, so I MUST be a mental and deluded attention seeker
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be arrogant, wrong and  misguided.
*I believe in SCIENCE therefore I MUST have no faith

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I 'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
*I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist  

I'm SLIM, so I MUST have an eating disorder
*I'm CURVY/AVERAGE/ OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
*I like food so I MUST I MUST be fat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm not PRETTY so I must be single
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
*I have LEARNING DIFFICULTIES so I MUST be stupid
I'm  BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb or slutty
I'm GINGER so I MUST be socially unaccepted
I'm brunette so I MUST be dull but clever
*I have BLACK hair so must be  foreign or a  pretentious scene kid
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be arrogant and antisocial
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an asshole
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
*I'm STRONG so I MUST be angry and stupid.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling
I couldn't hurt a fly , So I MUST be a pussy.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
*I curse a fair bit so must  have no grasp of proper language
*I'm not/Wasn't the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
*I can be QUIET so I MUST be socially awkward
*I can be LOUD so I MUST be  arrogant and stupid
*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
*I'm a girl with lots of guy mates, so I MUST be a slut or tomboy
I 'm a guy with lots of girl mates so I MUST be  gay or a player.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I'm a TEENAGE  parent, so I MUST be  irresponsible
*I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*I'm POOR so I MUST be uneducated
I'm UNEMPLOYED so I must be lazy and stupid
I'm SUCCESSFUL so I MUST be a  boring workaholic
I'm  VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a MEAT EATER so I MUST be totally heartless and cruel
*I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
*I like to SOCIALIZE  so I MUST be an irresponsible party animal

*I have ARTISTIC  TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I'm a  young WRITER/Poet, so I MUST be Emo
*I smoke WEED so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a GAMER so I MUST be a nerdy social outcast
I like SPORTS so I must be a "Lad" or gay
*I like HORSES so I must be a toff
*I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stuck up
I'm a DANCER, So I must be a slut
*I'm in/ have been in a BAND, so I MUST be a nerd/cocky
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my what I've got
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
*I CHAT online so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
*I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be  homosexual.
*I like READING, so I MUST be a loner
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists and cry all the time
I'm a PUNK so I must be aggro 24-7
I'm GOTH so I MUST  be moody,worship the devil and drink blood
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST  be rich and stuck up
I like to follow FASHION so I MUST be a boring sheep
*I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut..
*I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be an arrogant  poser.
I wear tight PANTS so I MUST be a slut or a scene kid
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
*I COVER UP In the sun so I MUST be a prude
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a  nerd.
I care about my APPEARANCE so I MUST be vain and shallow
*I'm not over bothered about my APPEARANCE  so I MUST be lazy and anti social